Quickshot Review: Petz: Catz 2

On the  special wish of a certain person at steamgifts i spent a little time on playing Petz: Catz 2. And i have to say: The first ten minutes of the game are actually quite fun. You chose a breed of cat, and start training it, that is where a game  starts taking itself way to seriously. It looks okay for a pet simulator, also it it feels and acts like game well made. The controlscheme though is basically annoying. You are supposed, to control your doglike cat (really, have you ever tried to teach a real cat to roll over on your word?) with a bunch or series of gestures you draw with your mouse. This looks quite nice in theory, but turns out awful when you try to send your Mr. Bubbles to the toilet. Graphically it’s not overwhelming, but also nowhere near godawful. The games sounds accurate but it’s nothing special. It may be fun for 3-12-year, or people who never owned and appreciated a cats special traits.

If you are looking for a cute pet simulation, this is the right thing for you. If you want a cute game, filled with a bunch of minigames, and giving you quite a laugh once in a while, you should resort to Catz 5  though.


Quickshot Flashgame Review: Frog Fractions


I can’t describe the madness, and all the weirdness that game gives you, though, it varies in gameplay, it’s molten crazy, in a little browser window. The Parts themselves, are nothing special, it is plainly the overall experience that makes your plain explode… the awesome way.

It has bugs, dragons, bacon, bugs, and dancing . All mashed into a pink goop of “unique one of a kind experience” greatness.

Be sure to check out this free little gaming gem 🙂

Frog Fractions

Dafuq did I just play: Secret of the Magic Crystals Part 2

Secret of the Magic Crystals. An underground, Indie Game, Cult Classic. Since i pointed out enough about its technical flaws and shortcomings in the first part. Let me talk a bit about what the game is in the gaming culture. For an adult or even a teenage gamer this game is bad, no it’s godawful. But still, it is an incredible success and frequently used to troll people. Why is this? Well for one the huge success of “My Little Pony” coincided with the release of the game. Second it’s complete uselessness in points of story, diversity in gameplay and all its flaws, it is a pretty solid product. It has barely any flaws techwise it causes no problems for me. For the targeted peergroup of 3-12 year old girls it “could mean the world” as one of the devs told me.

For Adults it is a bad game, but also incredibly addictive, you can’t stop even though you are having the worst time of your gaming life. The game takes you, sucks you in chews you, and spits you out again. This leads me to one conclusion.

Either gamers all over the world are masochists, or the pitiful state that the game means to adult gamers creates some sort of Stockholm Syndrome.

No matter how, the game is not good enoguh to be considered a competition for any Triple A titles at all, on the other hand it’s not bad enough to justify me to go into a crazy rant.

To put it all in a nutshell. I am to old to really appreciate the game. But it gave me a laugh, something to rant about to my girlfriend.

I don’t have any particular feelings about it, neither good nor bad. And that, in my eyes, is the worst thing a game can do.

A final word to developers:

You did good for kids. You create an awesome troll. If people give you hate for that, that’s because they would hate anything. And if you want to spread the game more, this would work great on facebook 🙂

Dafuq did I just play: Secret of the Magic Crystals Part 1

Secret of the Magic Crystals is a simulation game, that puts you in control of a horsefarm in a magical fantasy setting. It was developed and released by company named Artery Studios.

Enter the doomsday Farm

When i decided to play and review the game, i didn’t bother looking it up, before i put it in that poll. Oh how i regret that decision right now.

I decided to do a 2-Part Review, because the Weekend is going to end, and i am pretty sure i want finish the game today. So let’s go into it.

When i first opened the game it showed me one of the more common outside of game configuration screens. I set my resolution accordingly and since the quality settings showed me “Fantastic” as a maximum setting, i decided to give that a go.

I waited eagerly through the pretty cartoon pre-game intro to finally appreciate the engine marvel that didn’t happen.

So first things first: You start out with a farm in bad shape and a single Unicorn. In order to train that unicorn, you have “unique” training course from weight pulling to dressage. Depending on which course you choose you get the same “Press-Arrow-Button-Game” just with a different setting. That wouldn’t be to annoying if you wouldn’t have to the same sequence over and over again. At this point, i was thinking, okay… relaxing easy game but then.. the music started burning my ears of. Cheap run of the mill guitar songs, that sound the same, and repeat themselves over and over again, even though they are different songs. So, no relaxation here.

To send your horses on quests, you click a Mailbox, choose the chore and then watch your horse leave. At least races are commented by a window displaying texts that comment what’s going on and the current standing of your vastly superior horses. Since you seem to own superhero horses, Demon horses, an array of mythological horselike animals, your competition doesn’t stand a chance.

All you see when you send your horses on a quest.

A closer look at the graphics reveals the Unity 3D Engine at it worst. Washed down textures, sloppy particle effects, and failing mipmaps. It leaves an overall SubPar impression on me.

Stay Tuned for “Dafuq did I just play: Secret of the Magic Crystals Part 2!”